Manifesto for Universal Adoption of Bidets
Toilet paper is bad for the environment and not hygienic. Everyone who poops deserves the option to clean with water. (pat dry)
Every toilet in the world should offer the option to clean with water. That’s the future we’re fighting for. It’s not just about unparalleled cleanliness and ease—it’s about being sustainable to our environment, and dramatically enriching quality of life at a very low cost. This is our stand: Demand bidets. For hygiene. For Earth. For humanity.
What is a Bidet?
Bidets aren’t new—they’ve been revolutionizing bathroom routines for centuries. Born in France, their purpose has always been clear: ensuring unparalleled hygiene. From luxury seats to simple attachments, bidets offer an efficient, water-based alternative to the ineffective tradition of toilet paper.
The Paper Problem.
The age-old toilet paper isn’t as innocent as it seems. It’s costing our environment—every roll demands 37 gallons of water, 1.3 kilowatt/hours of electricity, and some 1.5 pounds of wood. Not to mention, it doesn’t clean as effectively as we might believe.
The Bidet Breakthrough: The Case for Water-Washing Toilets
Bidets are the pinnacle of personal hygiene. Using water ensures a level of cleanliness that toilet paper can’t achieve. But, the benefits don’t stop at cleanliness. Bidets are champions of sustainability, reducing the demand for toilet paper and the strain on our forests. Plus, they offer a user experience that is customizable, comfortable, and luxurious. The result? Improved well-being and a notable increase in quality of life.
Myths Debunked: Understanding the Truth About Bidets
Many myths surround bidets—costly, hard to install, a luxury item. But the reality? Bidets are an investment in health, sustainability, and quality of life. They can fit into any budget, are simple to install, and, most importantly, they’re a necessity, not a luxury.
Overcoming Challenges: The Road to Universal Adoption
Change isn’t easy. It means confronting cultural resistance, economic obstacles, and infrastructural issues. But every challenge offers an opportunity for innovation—from affordable designs and flexible installations to strong policies and global education efforts.
Our Strategy: The Way Forward
Our mission is simple: advocate, educate, innovate, and collaborate. We need to raise awareness about the benefits of bidets, debunk the misconceptions, and promote policies that support their adoption. We must build a future where bidets are a standard, not an exception.
Conclusion: Join the Revolution
This isn’t just a manifesto—it’s a call to action. Bidets hold the power to revolutionize our hygiene, conserve our resources, and elevate our daily lives. It’s time to embrace the change and demand better. Join us in advocating for the universal adoption of bidets. Because every toilet in the world should offer the option to clean with water. For hygiene. For Earth. For humanity.